I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.
Blondie
Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.
Blondie
I'll sleep better knowing my good friend is by my side to protect me.
Blondie
After a meal there's nothing like a good cigar.
Blondie
The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.
Blondie
Tut, tut. Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life.
Blondie
Put your drawers on, and take your gun off.
Blondie
Every gun makes its own tune.
Blondie
Were you gonna die alone?
Blondie
When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
Tuco
There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a rope around their neck and those who have the job of cutting.
Tuco
If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend.
Tuco
Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.
Tuco
You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.
Tuco
One bastard goes in, another one comes out.
Tuco